Initial Observations

1. Button to flush toilet = freaking huge. Like HUGGGGEEE. Like nearly the size of the toilet seat.

2. Light switch = about the size of two quarters. Seriously. I guess flushing is really important! 

3. I used hand cream as hair product last night. I'm not kidding. It was L'Occitane from the duty free shop. 

4. Feet are better. 

5. I can understand a lot of Norwegian, and am speaking in some kind of hybrid I like to call Norwenglish. It goes a little something like this:

Tusen Takk for everything! = Thank you for everything!